@Zebasiz
“I’m his favorite! I’m warm and comfy!”
“I’m his favorite! I’m the one who scrubs him clean!”
“He only ‘cleans’ that as an excuse to spend time with me!”
“He only gets wet because I don’t work dry!”
“He loves me the most! He’s been inside me!”
“No he loves ME the most! I’ve stroked him everywhere!”
Ooohhh~ I just came up with a headcanon for how all these object!ponies keep getting into GMHAA’s house:
Over her many years as Princess, Celestia has discovered and come into possession of these pony objects through some means or another. Usually they were either created magically through mysterious means, or their true origin unknown. Seeing that they were ultimately benign and just wanted to be good Lamps/Toasters/Soap, she wanted to find a good home for them. The problem being that ponies tended to be unnerved by object!ponies. So she cared for them herself until the time when she could find a good home for them. [They kept scaring the Castle staff and guest dignitaries.]
Along comes GMHAA. A strange being from another world. After hearing from Twilight about how he had befriended a few odd creatures, [Cuddlhu, Mave, Kalianne] Celestia snuck Candes [Lamp!pony] into the local store to see how he would respond to an object!pony.
After that turned out to be a success, Celestia has since been sneaking object!ponies into his home. [Twilight had reported that, not knowing what was normal and what wasn’t for this world, GMHAA had just accepted the object!ponies as a quirk of the world.]
Why doesn’t Celestia just ask him to take care of them? Because then she wouldn’t get to hear about his reaction to suddenly having a soap!pony. =P
Also: This allows him to individually meet and learn about each one without being suddenly overwhelmed by getting them all at once~
I just realized that all Badumsquish needs is a monster who used to be a mare owning the house GMHAA is living in, have them get into a possible relationship, and it’d be like a reverse MLP Beauty and the Beast :U