@SSJWolverine
Luna: “HA! And YOU owe me some bits!
Twilight: “Oh no…!”
Celestia: “Alright, what did Spike do?”
Luna: “He broke Human Twilight’s pendant.”
Twilight: “He did what!?”
Celestia: “That took almost all of my magic to repair that! That DICK!”
Luna: “And possibly the rest of it if Discord follows suit.”
Twilight: “I don’t understand; all he had to do was reveal the pendant and drain the…the purple one…!”
Celestia: “Oh, that makes sense.”
Luna: “I don’t get it.”
Twilight: “He really did it. He actually risked every life on Equestria just for…for Siren sex! I didn’t blast that centaur half to death just so he could get laid!”
Luna: “Oh. Gross.”
Fluttershy: That is it! I’m stoping this now!
Discord: Oh what ya doing!?
Fluttershy: What am I doing!?
Discord: Thwarting my plans!?
Fluttershy: Thwarting your plans!?
Discord: ARE YOU!?
Fluttershy: YOU KNOW WHAT!? YES! (Bucks Discord clear across the sky)
@GUILLE832
Fluttershy(flying then standing in front of Tirek Hooves stretched out): I’m sorry if you do mind but I’m gonna be the voice of reason and say absolutely not!
Discord: And what’s your problem?
Fluttershy: Don’t you get it? He’s just been telling you what you wanna hear. He’s playing you.
Tirek: To be fair I haven’t lied since I got here.
Luna: Nah, see, I’m definitely going with Spike. Call it a safe bet, but I think his history speaks for itself.
Twilight: You haven’t known him as long as I have. Sure he can be a little… well, he’s a total bitch, but when we really need him, he’s always stepped up. Discord, on the other hand…
Celestia: Hey, uh, what are you two talking about?
Luna: Oh, we’re just making a bet to see who screws this up.
Twilight: See, she’s betting on Spike, but I’m betting on Discord.
Celestia: Ohhh. I’ll get in on that action.
Luna: OK, sis. Discord or Spike?
Celestia: Both.
Luna: Wow.
Twilight: Damn.
Celestia: Please, I’ve been at this longer than the both of you. Although, if I had to pick who’s gonna screw up first…
I agree and say both, all though I’d say Discord due to being… well Discord AKA a total asshyayle, all though hopefully Fluttershy will be the voice of reason and stop this