My headcanon for why we don’t see him eat crystal in canon is that compared to gems, crystals are bland and near tasteless. It’s better than rock, but why bother? Maybe it would even qualify as negative calories. In summation: dragon equivalent of celery.
The true inner machinations of an enigmatic mind right folks, this is the sort of questioning that has plagued philosophical minds for generations.
Also what did you expect twilight? You’ve basically got the dragon equivalent of the gingerbread house from hansel and Gretel except without the risk of everything going stale.
@armadiloeater
Right, sorry… Here’s my philosophical question: Remember that time Nick Confalone, who wrote this comic, decided to troll the brony community by giving us the 11th episode of Season 5? Thought so. We didn’t even care at that point. We still watched that flop, we didn’t criticize him for that. Heck, he even had the guts to give it a sarcastic title. How could we possibly forget?
@Joshua
FFS don’t you start. We don’t need this dumb debate over the castle in every page of this comic.
Talk about important things, like: “will Anon find a way to scratch his butt before Twilight comes to vaporize him?”
That’s like, philosophical, man.