@ShimmeringStallion  
I control those who control the tournament. Shao Kahn was destroyed by the Elder Gods. I control the Elder Gods. Imagine how much Shao Kahn matters to me.

@C Money  
Gotta obey the rules of the tournament… otherwise you’ll just become another Shinnok. You’ll have a cool fatality, but ultimately get killed by a fighter who takes selfies.
 
SELFIES, BRO!!!

@C Money  
Besides, he mocked Venus. I’ve officially had enough of his crap. I will finish him.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Bro, if I control the Elder Gods, then Shao Kahn is nothing. He’s tried to take my soul before, but didn’t expect to see that it’s a broken one. A broken soul can taint thousands.

@C Money  
Maybe, but that won’t stop him from taking that dirt.
 
And the boot.
 
And your leg.
 
And your life, but that kinda goes without saying.

@Napsack  
Yea her……blow job HAHA

She indeed sucks and even blows, in the really good and pleasant way. At affordable rates too. That’s why we like her.

@ShimmeringStallion  
You’re right. I’m not a god. I’m their shepherd, herding them along and checking them for corruption. Shao Kahn is a fool who’s not worth the Dirt on my boot!

@C Money  
You can’t shut Shao Khan up, you ain’t no Elder God!
 
… Shang Tsung, however, go ahead and tell him to shut up. And Quan Chi. And Shinnok. And… Dark Khan.

Of course she sucks. That’s her job.

Hey! Shao Kahn! Shut y’trap! You don’t suck Venus. You’re awesome. You need a hug.  
hugs

Hey shut up mr protagonist. Be a bit nice, Venus has feelings, you know?

latches onto her and gives her a full platonic and ffectionate snuggle.

Well, she’s still more stable than Keith.

Told you. It was aaaaaaaall lies.