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>”So how was your day? Mmph yeah… Did you finally land that job at quills and sofas? Ahh, right there… I finally finished the complete history of calculus, and found it quite fascinating. Oooh, faster… Did you know that Neighton invented it on a bet? I’m close… I mean really, something so fundamentally world changing. Harder… On a bet?”
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Me too buddy
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I ain’t got the time to take notes from that song from Mulan on all the shit I need to do to be a MAN…
I’ll settle with being a miserable pile of secrets.
Simple solution: Wheel yourself. That way you can pop sick wheelies while shouting her name.
Either that, or be a man. Your choice.
Maybe, but not so much when the one wheeling you is the one who caused it… and she keeps looking for an isolated location while saying “I’m sorry, we weren’t quite done discussing reshelving… I… I can’t stand not talking about it for another second!”
@Twifan
Gentlemen, broken bones means you’ve done it right. There’s just something so satisfying about riding a wheelchair to work the next morning.
Well, hindsight is always 20/20, but at the time? You’d just wanna keep on pace with her so you don’t feel like you’re boring her or too inferior!
Besides; you’d think she’d have a spell for the broken hip… lesson officially learned!
This is why you invest in magic cleaning spells. And extra strength elixirs to keep your bones from breaking.
And don’t even get her started on her going another round; if she moves onto modern book-preservation techniques, take the hint that she’s way into it…
And for the love of all of Equestria, don’t discuss the idea of reshelving on a professional level with her; you’ll be spending the entire week cleaning her sudden burst of “enthusiasm” with a hard-bristled toothbrush and a sponge!
… well, after she’s broken your hip, of course… in several places.
… I mean, yes, at least it’s good snu-snu, but you’ll survive it, and need to clean that puddle!
@Twifan
This is literally some of the best fanon for Twilight that I’ve ever heard. Crowdfund this shit.
You know, I can see it too. I could also see her doing small talk with her partner at the start in order to keep her mind busy when she’s nervous, less she starts to think far too much about her fears and panics, ruining the moment for the both of them. Just chats up her partner until she fully relaxes and enjoys the moment.
MAKING SWEET PONY LOVE TO MY LOVER
“making love”
Gross. Never say that again.