“Oh, look what I foun-NOOOOOO!”  
“Call my therapist; tell him he’s a rich man”  
“IT HAS A MIND OF IT’S OWN!”

IT’S THE BOMB EVERYPONY RUUUUN

“It didn’t think it would come with batteries.”

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Remember to rewind the music box unless you want the marionette to pay you a visit

Shake, shake, shake  
Shake, shake, shake  
Shake your gift box  
Shake your gift box!

Instead of Hearth’s Warming gift, package contained bobcat.

Open it.
 
“Why is it hissing?”
 
I SAID OPEN IT!

What are you waiting for? It wants out!

Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is…

It’s VIGOROUS.

For your hearth’s warming gift, we got you a giant slab of purple jello. Enjoy.

Ticktickticktick….BOOM!

Those are some rowdy puppies.