Tell her. :)

It’s PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

@Pagan  

@Pagan  
D:

“VEAL IS BABIES BROWNIE YOU FED ME BABIES!”
 
“D:”

@PlanetKiller  
Okay, I’ve got to Google if Canadian bacon can come in strips, or just circles like I’m used to seeing…  
…  
Okay so Google told me that the different types of bacon come from different parts of the animal, that Canadian bacon is typically thicker cuts of meat and mostly resembles slices of ham.  
But didn’t really answer my question if Canadian bacon can be cooked to strips like we (from the US) are used to seeing with bacon.

@PonyPon  
You can also get bacon from Canadians.

@Cyborg_pony  
It’s only a certain cut of the meat.
 
There’s venison, turkey, and even beef bacon, among others.

I didn’t know you could get bacon from something other then pork.

@Trickquestion  
*deer

Did you cook that stupid dear child from the comics?

I want to see her face when she learns the truth.

obviously this is some sort of dream because brownie can’t cook anything without burning the house down.

Ooooooo~ That’s a bad miss~

@Background Pony #39BA  
The answer is ALWAYS yes to a cute horse/griffon/dragon/changeling/any-other-sapient-lifeform wife.

Yes. The correct answer is yes Richard.

Veal is fruit you really think that horse wife? come on it starts with a V so clearly it’s a vegetable.

Yeah, let’s go with that.

Walk away.
 
Just walk away.

Cannibalism

Say nothing, Richard.

Oh sweet summer child…