Man, you guys….
 
If I wasn’t making Ramen ATM I’d so go jerk off right now.

Same thing with me GCoL. After holding in for a couple days it gets crazy. The better the session the better the release, but that’s self explanatory.

I’ve noticed that the amount of semen that comes out of me is sorta related to what I’m thinking about. Bigger discharges usually result from strap ons or women with very toned bodies.
 
_Yep…

I think I got a problem. I regularly go about three times a day. Worse still, each load is pretty sizeable.
 
I think if I stopped for a day my balls would swell and explode.

I’m not big on orgasm denial, but when I do I stop suddenly it drives me nuts and it feels great. And if it weren’t for my damn foreskin I’d have a better time.

Mine is… bent, upwards. And it has a sort of cobra thing going with the shape, right around the bend.

This is the best thread. schoolgirl giggling

I mean, I just put it back in my pants when i’m about to climax.
 
 
Great, now I look weird.

24 comments in and already we have explicit comments as a tag.
 
Well done men and women.
 
There’s not much semen information I can expand upon.
 
My penis itself is OK. It’s more thick than long, though.

I like you guys.

I love my dick! It’s got a nice look to it, dangles nicely, works well and often…
 
This is a weird thread.

I suck at holding it in.
 
But when the chance arises where I do hold it in successfully then discharge… it becomes spectacular.

I can go at least a couple feet. The longer I spend building up the longer the distance.

I like this thread, don’t stop, guys. _popcorn

I don’t want to sound disgusting, but my ejaculate doesn’t go very far. :c

@RandomFanguy
 
Well, you might stain stuff like furniture or clothes or bed sheets or something, unless you go in the bathroom.

Sounds pretty hot to me.

I clean up 64. I’m not an animal.

@RandomFanguy
 
Why would you do that? Sounds like you’d make a mess.

Well, it’s simple logic, you want what you don’t have, and I don;t have one, thus I think having a penis would be an exciting and fun thing for like a day.

I like having a penis because if I’m bored I can shoot for distance.

If I was a chick for a day, I’d want to see what masturbating would feel like.
 
That’s sorta about it, honestly.

A penis is good if you want quick solo pleasure.
 
Other than that, meh.
 
Also, testicles are like the most disgusting thing a human can have.

If I was a chick for a day…  
I would probably spend the whole say “exploring”, and the rest of the night trying to hook up for hot lesbian sex.  
Pretty sure most guys will do the same.

Eh, might just be a ‘grass is always greener’ sort of deal, I dunno.