@kircher
Carbonite. Sweet Celestia…. It took me 22 days to get that. ( ._.)
Then again, I’ve always done my own backups – I trust no one else to safeguard my data – and I don’t think I’ve paid for software since 2005-ish, for a student version of Pro/E (now PTC Creo or something like that). :)
@Background Pony #E49B
Good thing Derps is very likely like Pinkie, Cheese or OCs like Fluffle Puff: she has such a different perception of her unreality that you’ll look away for a second and she’ll be healed.
This can sound like good news, but they are not. One of these pones may be prepared to take over Equestria with their uncanny powers.