Grade A advice! 👏

@Background Pony #0BB9  
OH ***!

Dose looks better?  
MLP

@Background Pony #3491  
That’s a woman? I thought it was a Jackie Chan cosplayer.

Why settle for your irate stepmother when you can have Rarity?

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
No, that’s how he got into this mess!

@RIG  

@J4m35  
You are a character actor who couldn’t even pick the right grail to drink from, so i will not look to you for advice, thank you.

Ats mai boy.

Wikihow is too silly, look at this  
 
Now, add some japanese…  

I was waiting for this one.

@Background Pony #67CF
 
Way to give me a heartattack.

Ahh, now that’s more like it! ❤️

Lyra

@Background Pony #67CF  
My thoughts have improved of Rarity but if I was stuck in a room between the human and Rarity, I’d pick Rarity over her so yes I believe it would be a joke that can be interpreted from this image.

@TimidFluttershy  
I think the joke is that even a used-up second tier hag like Rarity is a better choice than that that nasty human female.

Well if it’s a guy your screwed

Fictional? You hurt me, anon

This is real wisdom.

@KarinaPopcorn
 
Spanish royalty 😛

@KarinaPopcorn  
Personal Preference should never be questioned, as long as it’s a Pony, Changeling or Griffin it is all it matters.

@KarinaPopcorn  
Only insane people would pick Rarity.

@KarinaPopcorn  
pleb

@KarinaPopcorn  
I think we both know that’s wrong as well.