What The Hell is That

Well hello again whyboner.

@Verne  

 
Nothing surprises me anymore after learning about that one guy with a fetish for floor tiles.

@Verne  
Me  

What the fuck…? Who would want to fuck an anthro toilet?

If toilets were like this in real life, being a plumber would be the most popular job to have

I’m here to fix your pipes Mam’

 
Perfect

@DanielTepesKraus  
True. At the very least I’d make sure to keep her as clean as possible.

This is…super weird
 
but she’s got that ass…  
ok, she’s kinda hot.

@Napsack  
frankly if i had a toilet waifu i’d drop trow and sit to pee, or even to just relax and keep her company sometimes. there’s nothing more relieving to see when you need it most than a toilet; you owe her that much for all her kindness and loyalty.

@DanielTepesKraus  
You had me in that middle paragraph. Aside from the fact that the hug is happening while I’m in the middle of taking a dump, anyway.

@Napsack  
but imagine it’s early, you do not want to go to work, you’ve dragged your arse out of bed and plopped down on the toilet, dreading work so bad you are hoping for a car accident to save you from having to go in…
 
and the toilet puts her hooves around you and nuzzles your cheek. she then says in a chipper tone “have a good day at work sweetie.”
 
and that does it. her words of encouragement get to you. yeah, work’s not going to be that bad. it’ll be over before you know it. so you lean back and give her a kiss, hoist your pants up, and head out the door to work early, planning on getting a tasty mcmuffin(tm) on the way. it’s going to be a good day at work, you can just feel it.

@DanielTepesKraus  
If it isn’t hotdogging or listening to the 600-year-old butt song from hell, I don’t think I’m up for it. I guess we could talk shit about the bath tub.

@Napsack  
dude that is a sexy toilet. you mean you wouldn’t join her in the bathroom and spend some time with her doing what she lives for in life?

anon y u do this?

@DanielTepesKraus  
It’s satan’s work, actually. He does pretty good stuff sometimes.

Uhh…very unsure of what i think of this..

Mama mia!

doing god’s work

@Dragonpone My thoughts exactly

Toilet pony is not usually my thing…but she has a nice butt.  
Conflicted am I. :I

I was going to say something about the water intake being on the back side instead of on the bottom, but then realized it technically is on the bottom…