Hitting people with bats is a force of habit for you.
 
Uh huh.

 
Don’t dare touching Trotsky.

@Zombie:  
Yes. Luckily I was armored…

@Applejack:  
You forgot to mention the contacts.
 
^{I hope…}

@Zombie_Trotsky  
Dude.. (hits him)  
I said I was sorry, it’s a force of habit.

@Nightjack
 
slaps his dumb ass
 
What the hell, man?
 
You okay, AJ?

@Applejack  
Sorry… force of habit…

@Nightjack:
 
OW! What is wrong with you!?!

Well, you can count the head piece as a crown. But this is all just a get up. I ain’t a real Alicorn~
 
 
^{….for now…}

AHHHH, NIGHTMARE APPLE! (starts hitting her with a bat)

She doesn’t have an evil crown on her head, so we’re good.

Blackie, that was one of the greatest threads.

Nightmare Apple?

As long as you don’t make us eat apples FOREVER I don’t see a problem.

Apples will rain FOREVER!

offer her the apples

“What could possibly go wrong? :D”  
-Applejack
 
Well, what about EVERYTHING?