@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Granny Smith: And now, back to “Scoots and the Giant Discord”.

@Background Pony #E785  
scatting
 
Fancy: “Uh Pinkie? Pinkie? Wait Pinkie, Pinkie! That enough thank you! Pinkie!”
 
Narrator: “This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say.”
 
“Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?”
 
“Oh, look at the time!”
 
fades out

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: They turned blue, what could I do%? She had a beard, it felt weird%…My friends all laughed%…Usta%!  
Fancy: I’m confused…  
Pinkie: I love my lips~!

@Background Pony #E785  
Fancy Pants: “You’re friends all laughed, usta. How do you spell that?”
 
Pinkie: “I don’t know.”
 
“So what you’re saying is that when you were young?”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: Ten days after I turned 8, got my lips got stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed…And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with the crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with a foal named Doughnut Joe who got stung by a bee, right on the lip! And we couldn’t even talk to each other until the 5th week because our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking, he spoke with a Manehatten accent, and I only knew 3 words in different regions except now, I know a 4th word because Joe taught me the Polnish word for lip. Usta!

@Background Pony #1F57  
“On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth. She had a beard, and it felt weird.”
 
“My my. She had a beard and it felt weird?”
 
“She had a beard.”
 
“Oh!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold. They turned blue. What could I do?  
Fancy: Oh dear. They turned blue, what could you do?  
Pinkie: Oh they turned blue.  
Fancy: I see.

@Background Pony #1F57  
Fancy: “Oh my. This is more serious than I thought. Pinkie, what do you see here?”
 
Pinkie: “Um, that looks like a lip.”
 
“What about this?”
 
“It’s a lip.”
 
“And this?”
 
“It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip! It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip! It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip lip lip. Liiiiiips. Lip lip lip.”
 
“Pinkie. Tell me about your childhood.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: That’d be too bad, I’d be so sad, I’d might get mad, I’d call my dad, that’d be too bad…  
Fancy: That’d be too bad?  
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.  
Fancy: Why?  
Pinkie: Because I love my lips. scats

@Background Pony #E785  
“If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess, and took my tooth, that’s be too bad! I’d call my dad!”
 
“Oh dear. That’s be too bad, you’d call your dad?”
 
“That’d be too bad.”
 
“Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you’re saying is if your lips left you?”

@Background Pony #1F57  
Pinkie: If my lips said, “Adios! I don’t like you, I think you’re gross,” that’d be too bad. I might get mad!  
Fancy: Hm…That’d be too bad, you might get mad?  
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.  
Fancy: Fascinating.

Pinkie: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that’d be too bad. I’d be so sad.  
Fancy: I see, that’d be too bad, you’d be so sad?  
Pinkie: That’d be too bad.  
Fancy: Alrighty.

@Background Pony #1F57
 
I remember singing that to an audience as a child.
 
What makes it even more funny is remembering that Pinkie did lose her lips at one point.

Announcer: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. One day, while talking with Dr. Fancy, Pinkie conforms one of her deepest fears.

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
“Sunday Morning Values, Saturday Morning Fun! Now available on DVD with over an hour of bonus features for the whole family!”

@ianpony98  
Pinkie/Filli-Second: “I laughed! I cried! It moved me Twilight!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
PonyTales Presents Scoots and the Giant Discord

@Background Pony #BAA5  
“The duel in the desert is about to begin!”
 
Discord: “Now we fight!”
 
“It’s showtime!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scoots: Have you forgotten? We’re the children of Faust!

@Background Pony #BAA5  
“There’s nothing she can’t do! Twilight and Pinkie take on the story of Scoots and Discord.”
 
“Hey Discord!”
 
“To show that we’re all special in Faust’s eyes!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
“Somepony who knows that with Faust on her side…”  
Scoots: Somepony’s gotta do something!

@Background Pony #BAA5  
“Scoots!”
 
Diamond Tiara: “This is going to be easier than we thought.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scoots: I will fight Discord!  
Fancy: !!! spit-take

@Background Pony #BAA5  
Flitter: “He’d have us for lunch!”
 
“Sometimes, the biggest heroes come in the smallest packages.”