@Dirty Bit  

 
Today’s random fact. The full idiom is “Blood on the battlefield is thicker than water from the womb.” So the expression was originally a point about genetic relations being worthless anyway.

@Dirty Bit  
Citing a rabid internet squirrel as legal counsel is, thankfully, a mistake I’ve not yet had the chance to make. XD

@TheAbridgenator
 
He’s a hell of a life coach, even though we know not to take him seriously :U

@Dirty Bit  
I apply the life lessons of Foamy the way some people apply the life lessons of Siddhartha Gautama. :3

@TheAbridgenator
 
Blood may be thicker than water, but that just makes it easier to drown in
 

@SilFoe  
Please at least don’t have Velvet being as boneheaded unrepentant toddler as these.
 
@TheAbridgenator  
Basically, don’t have Velvet be aptly describable by this.

Well, think about this, Twilight. Either you stick up for your wife, or your mother is going to continue harassing said wife, who is a literal goddess of the moon, and treating her with disrespect and disdain. You’re an educated girl, so tell me, how many times in myth and legend does a mortal disrespecting a god go well for that mortal?
 
I seriously have to wonder why Velvet is being so blatantly stupid here. Being a doting mother is one thing. Playing this “obnoxious inlaw” card against a being who does not handle rejection or disrespect well, and who nearly brought the entire world to the brink of apocalypse when that nerve was accidentally stepped on by people Luna never actually talked to, is just pure hubris and foolishness. And Twilight is happy! She’s happy when she literally had NOONE to love for years prior to this! Does Velvet try the same stuff on her friends to keep her alone? Has she done this all Twilight’s life? Did she ever love her at all?
 
So either Twilight Velvet is an abusive and overbearing Svengali who wants to make Twilight miserable out of spite, or she is a prideful, arrogant, and dimwitted windbag whose relationship with a princess has made her forget her place. Either way, I think Twilight needs to cut the cord and realize that sometimes blood isn’t family, and that this…thing calling herself mother should brush up on her Greek mythology.
 
But yes, stick up for her, Twilight! Relationships…and keeping idiots from being locked in Tartarus…take work!

The last panel could not be any more clearer XD
 
@Jarkes
 
I just like how Luna addresses the issue with sarcasm before getting straight to the point.

@Jarkes  
Oddly, no. I just wanted more tuna. And I wanted to further their relationship. And I’ve been reading /r/justnomil because I love me some of that drama.

This seems to specifically be a counter to people complaining about this blog “not having any conflict” or “not being realistic”…