Stick to the scientific method then:
come up with a theory of why things happened the way they did,
figure out an experiment to prove your theory,
do the experiment. Repeatedly, because a large set of data makes the conclusions you derive from it all that much more likely to be correct.
Can’t stress that last point enough: do the experiment as OFTEN as possible. For science!
…alright, let’s try and solve this. Let’s use visual observation first…you’re hooters turned into tig ol’ bitties, and it was caused from casting a spell…I’m going out on a limb and say it was a breast augmentation spell.
Of course, you forgot to read the warning label “The bigger they become, the dumber you become”, this wouldn’t be an issue. Considering how smart you usually are, I’d say they’ll swell up to the size of a house…individually.
Also, it’s stuff like this that makes me wish I used more imagination when I commissioned this artist last week.
But whatever. It’s something I wanted to commission for a while anyway. I’ll most likely pay for another piece once the next few drawings are finished… most likely with extra humanisation.