That’s a LOTR line ain’t it?

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“Needles pad”? “Measuring rope”? WTF?! The proper terminology is “pincushion” and “measuring tape” respectively. Who doesn’t know that and how?
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand mistakes corrected.

Wait, who is this?  
(looks into her)  
I LOVE HER ALREADY!!