What??? I thought you were dragons! I’ve been lied to! >M<

Sexy Rump Unicorns! Now back that rump up!

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I’m in tears.

Much nicer than the original title, The Hornless Peasants’ Guide to Their Proper Place. Of course, some argued that teaching them to read would only lead to trouble later on and were very distressed when they learned that that ship had already sailed.

Noooo, Really?

Yeah, I’ll need to three forms of ID to verify that. We don’t let just anypony walk in of the street, you know.

“…for now.”

master race

“We’re better than you by default!”