I for once agree with Cullen, watching Trixie sleep is something worth to do

Don’t worry Edward, I like stalking ponies too. ;)

@Trixie, I’ve come up with a far better take on vampires living amongst humanity called Vampire Wars (not to be confused with the anime of the same name which involves alien vampires) where there are now two sub-species of vampires: the Evolved which are vampires who, realizing if they want to continue their legacy, have well, evolved and are much harder to kill than before. They can survive being incinerated in the sun (but if they stay out too long they suffer from a bad case of heat stroke), they can handle silver weaponry (but they have to wear gloves) and they’ve adapted to garlic and they only feed on animal blood. However, some of their weaknesses still apply. They can’t cast reflections so they have to cover themselves in clothing to pass themselves off as humans (they dress up in heavy coats, jackets and clothing even when it’s summer), they are weakened in hallow ground and holy water can still burn them. Then there’s the second subgroup, the Ancients. These are vampires who have chosen to deny the new ways. They turn into these bat monsters, they burn up in sunlight, they cast no reflection and they have all the weaknesses of atypical vampires. Their leader happens to be Dracula. The two subspecies are at war because the Ancients (mainly Dracula) are angered by the Evolved going down a new path and the Evolved are defying their ancestors, basically saying, “We changed our ways because we wanted to survive.”

@Solaire
 
Exactly, he’s a diseased, sickly-looking creature, but he’s super-badass.
 
Also, mmm, knots. Trixie has been waiting for an excuse to take one. Having sex with an animal is out of the question, she isn’t that desperate.

@Solaire Careful, man! Alucard’s ain’t got no fear of the sun!
 
Also sex beam. XD

@Trixie I would assume so, if they have the same setup as dogs. Of course, given how Jacob is treated in-series, odds are you’d have a bigger horn than he does. XD
 
Shiki is also highly recommended, although that’s less an action vampire anime, and more a horror vampire anime. Kinda like old-school Nosferatu meets Higurashi.

Hellsing is teh perfect example of vampires and things like that.  
Look at Alucard, it looks like he’s fucking weak. Heck, teh guy could go to a beach naked, and ladies would swan on him.

@Abridgenator
 
Trixie has always wanted to know what a hoof-sized knot feels like that.
 
…They have those, right?
 
And hey, at least there’s Hellsing.

@Trixie Dooo go on. XD
 
Actually, werewolves and vampires are still cool, just not in the mainstream. Just look to Japanese animation and Western roleplaying to get your glut of cool vampires and werewolves. XD

Trixie would personally grind on a werepony rather than a walking corpse.
 
But no, Impious and Abridgenator are right. Werewolves and Vampires used to be cool, man. Used to.

@Impious Ignoring the rather shoddy technical elements (CHAGRINCHAGRINCHAGRIN) this is basically my view on the franchise, buuuuuttttt for different reasons. See, when you break Twilight down to its constituent elements, you get what could be a classic horror-fantasy series: vampire clans and protective wolf clans making their moves for dominance, while a naive girl is sucked into it due to her own self-destructive nature. If this had been played as a serious deconstruction of Anne Rice’s nonsense, and Edward and Bella were viewed as tragic heroes (or a tragic hero and a villain protagonist, respectively) this series would be hailed as genius.
 
But NOPE! Stephenie Meyer was given milk and honey from the Muses Nine, and she dumped Cheese Whizz and Coors Light into it. I seriously wonder if she’s from the same planet as Tommy Wiseau.

I hate Twilight, because it romantacizes a horribly abusive and sick relationship and somehow all the little lonely girls get wet over it, and instead of exploring the implications of said sick, abusive relationship it treats itself as if nothing is wrong and ends “on a happy note”.
 
Awful fucking terrible disgusting worthless depraved terrible shitty fucking awful shitty terrible disgusting bad writing.

@Clowndicks I’ve said it before and will again: Edward is creepy as fuck, but sympathetic in a weird Byronic fashion. Sure, he’s possessive and a bit misogynistic, but you get a real sense that he KNOWS how damaged he is, and that he seriously believes himself to be a monster. Bella has NONE of that, and gleefully carries herself like she was the most wonderful girl in the world, when she is, in fact, a much prettier version of Voldemort. XD

Oh my fucking God you’re right. Edward’s a creep, but Bella’s the fucking Antichrist.

@ClownDicks Come with me, the Count of Exposition, and learn! And if already you know, consider this a fun rant on how true it is. XD
 
See, Trixie shows many traits of notable ego: self-obsession, aggrandizement of her own talents, boasting out the woz, and an inability to admit her own mistakes. Sound about right?
 
Boost these traits by several hundred magnitudes of scale, and you have Bella Swan’s personality in a nutshell. Borderline sociopathic in how she strings along men for her specific needs, views everyone not “Cool” to her as annoying losers who do not “get” her dubious genius, and self-obsessed to the point that she sells her soul, pressures her boyfriend into early marriage, abandons a legitimately nice guy, and tells her family to fuck off…all because she wants to be powerful and beautiful forever.
 
And Trixie, the person in whom these traits are relatively subdued and indicative of merely being a jerk? SHE’S treated as more of a bitch than Bella is! XD

I don’t know why Trixie is Bella. Halp meh, for I am dumb.

@pwnypony Funny, this fine lady taught me the same thing!
 

twilight taught me if i stalk a girl she will like me.