Amusing as the tale is, think Celestia would be more even toned bout this. Maybe woried how she can sneak past so easily, but pondering why the hit pieces.
She is unlikely the first being, pony or otherwise, who has been doing hit pieces on her :P
But Bon Bon, why would you try to get out of washing Celestia’s mane? Surely it’s worth the pruneage. And besides think of all that juicy intel you could dig up,