@BigBuggyBastage
 
I’m amused.

She has one of those lacey saddles from Carousel Boutique as well, but only Richard gets to “ride” her wearing that.

@BarryFromMars  
I’ve heard the EPA has changed their testing methods, so we’ll have to wait for new results.
 
EPA = Equestrian Peanut-butter Agency

@Background Pony #0C7C
 
City, Combined or Highway or doesn’t that some into play here?

@Background Pony #5540  
20 chunky / 15 smooth

So what is her miles per jar ( of peanut butter, MPJ ) rating?

@Otterhand  
True,  
Though it’s a matter of physics at work here, I could pull my car along flat ground behind me easily enough. But apply the same weight as a carried load and the results end badly.

@FloydPinkerton  
I get that reference.

10 photos taken moments before disaster.

@Otterhand
 
Oh yeah, now I remember

Just a little reminder for all the NEIGH SAYERS!  

I want to decline, but she’s so goddamn adorable…
 
@laofuzi  

 
This

Famous last words

Um…here, let’s see if you can get up the stairs with my toolbox. It’s only 40 kilograms.

(hop)  
(snap)  
“Patches, NOOOOO!”

@Autumn_Shy  
I prefer the term “mount.”

One does not simply “hop” on a lady…  
They pounce

[crack] [THUD]  
“Oh God, it’s the petting zoo all over again!”

Strong enough to carry 230+ pounds? Doubtful.

She did break Rich’s back pretty easily that one time.

“I’m 10% stronger than I look!”  
That means you can carry a small dog, Brownie. Maybe a sack of rice.

Do we have a “this could not end exactly well” tag?

@Background Pony #C8FF  
“I’ll have the you know I have strength of ten bunnies…um ten bunnies on a lot of steroids.”