@Meanlucario  
They don’t really do much.

Quick question, do the porgs play much of a role in the actual movie like the ewoks, or are they just there to look cute and sell toys?

Actual Spoilers:  
-> Snoke dies even faster then the Emperor, Rey’s parents were totally unimportant and Porgs are adorable as fuck.

@Background Pony #8EBD  
@kircher  

@Background Pony #8EBD  
{throws collection of Warhammer 40K figures in trash]  

@sumbozo  
As someone who doesn’t play Warhammer 40,000, but has looked at things related to it on the Internet long enough to get at least a little familiarity to the lore, I can confirm this.  
Oh yeah, the betrayal also causes a civil war that severely changes the Imperium, mortally wounding the Emperor, killing a few Primarchs, and other things that turn the Imperium into the super-paranoid and ultraconservative anti-heroes they are in the present.

@kircher  
Cookie for you. That made me laugh.

Darn, there goes the “Vespa and Lone Star are Rey’s parents” theory.

@sumbozo  
[throws collection of Warhammer 40K books in trash]

Horus betrays the Emperor!

@mjangelvortex  
Quoth the wookiee, never roar.

@mjangelvortex
 
She’s living a lifestyle I do not approve of.

@Dustcan  
She can’t help it. Her father was Sleipnir.

And you have 5 legs.

And Watto saves the universe.

@Meanlucario  
Yeah. (S)he’s a Timelord. Who knew Star Wars and Doctor Who had a crossover together? Talk about a huge twist.

Rey is Darth Vader’s father.

Poe killed Chewbacca.