I know humans are a social species, but is it really so biologically impossible to consider I might actually WANT to be alone for the rest of my life, as opposed to spending the remainder of my time on earth fighting with abusive hellcats and sailor-mouthed, childish imbeciles?
I’ve been in a relationship for five years now, actually. I am all warm and fuzzy inside all year round thanks to her. And I can honestly say, I wouldn’t change anything form these past years. Not a bit.
Speak for yourself OP, miss “I am immortal and will therefore never experience a happy, lasting relationship with any kernel of reciprocity”. You will experience eternity, alone.