@And Brother I Hurt People  
Ow! He started it! NOPONY TAKES MY MACHETE!!!

@HamburgerTime
 
slaps your head
 
Bad boy.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
I’m continuing a VERY slow motion fight between me and Randomosaur.

What’s going on here?

@Randomosaur  
*gets hit, recovers, runs at you, swing machete down and cleaves your shoulder from your neck*

@HamburgerTime
 
Jump-kicks you Matrix-style

@Randomosaur  
*Kicks you in the nads, hits you with blunt of machete*

Checks
 
Some dude named Rydrake is on there, but not me?

@HamburgerTime
 
Limps towards you, then punches you in the face
 
I want my machete back.

Shouldn’t Morfean be on there?

*Still waiting, starts polishing machete blade*

*still waiting, sharpening*

@Randomosaur  
*pulls 357. and shoots you in leg, takes machete back*  
Thanks for the ice-cream, Mutha Fucka.  
*drops ice-cream on face, walks away*

@HamburgerTime
 
Steals machete and replaces it with ice cream cone

*Waits whilst pensively sharpening my machete*

*waits

Me! I want to be featured.

You’re still there, 64.

Um, I think I’m already on there.
 
Or at least I was.

Can I be added, then? I think the fact that I’ve been a femscout in many comment adventures should be added…

Ah, okay.

/ Sixtyfour, me, and…Bronyheresy (?). That’s who I know, so far.