Tempest: HOOO~OOOLY SHIT! This a fragging’ HILARIOUS! You’ve been playing one cruel joke on the universe after the other for the longest time, but now? JOKES ON YOU, DICKHEAD! You DON’T love anything! Nothing is real enough for you, not even those supposed observers beyond that wall thing you keep talking about!You don’t love anything, so the Element of Loyalty is forever beyond your grasp! You’ve been PUNKED!
The Storm King begins to sob, quite openly
Tempest: Holy shit, tears? Really?
Queen Majesty: These tears aren’t for him.
Tempest: … NO! This isn’t love!
The Storm King: Sorry, my dearest Sparky, but I WON’T let the writers fuck me over ever again… Not even for you, Fizzy.