Akaname Pony: I see you haven’t washed in about two weeks now……. you wanna explain yourself???
 
Me: Yeeeeah, sorry. My shower wasn’t working all that time for SOME weird reason. I bet someone stole all my water….
 
Akaname Pony: Oh, don’t worry, it won’t be a problem at all. (Sticks out tongue)  
Me: Just try to keep that tongue out of my mouth, okay?
 
Akaname Pony: I’ll try, but I already know you want me to anyway……
 
Me: chuckles Why do you figure that?
 
Akaname Pony: I know how you Bronies are…… hehehehehe……

@Background Pony #8F7C  
“reverse french kissing”  
I had to look that up, and immediately imagined akaname doing it. That’s kinda hot.

@Background Pony #8F7C  
Not vore. Just anything to do with tongues and/or tentacles :D

@Badumsquish  
So I take it that anal vore and reverse French kissing are on her fetish list. Is that correct?

@Background Pony #B643  
I don’t get why they don’t allow users to delete their own comments. It involves a simple MySQL query and a simple session variable or cookie. Perhaps site development, not politics, will be what drives the boom of the altboorus.
 
Anyway, a 44-foot long tongue would probably seem impossible for a creature of that size. It could be 10+ times her own length.

@Background Pony #BD18  

You can edit comments, however you can only do so within fifteen minutes of posting them. Only site staff can delete comments, but if you want your own comment deleted, you can send in a report requesting the comment’s deletion and one of the staff members will probably delete it for you.

I dunno exactly how long her tongue is (the answer always seems to be “long enough”). I wanna say she probably could, but using her tongue to cocoon whoever she’s feeding off of doesn’t seem to be her style anyway.

@Background Pony #B643  

 
I’m sorry if I keep writing these, but Derpibooru doesn’t seem to have an “edit” or “delete” button.
 
Anyway, I have calculated that if Akaname’s tongue is 3 inches wide, I am 6 feet tall, and I have an average outside diameter of 22.2 inches, it would mean she’d require at least 44 feet, 4.8 inches of tongue to wrap me up completely. Do you think it would extend that far or would she just lick me like a dog would?

@Background Pony #B643  
So if I wanted to f||*||ck her, would I want to measure her tongue as part of foreplay?

@Background Pony #B643  
So there’d need to be a case of Akaname Santa Claus or something for that to happen…

@Background Pony #BD18  
Nopony knows. Twilight asked to measure it, but that’s quite a lewd request in Akaname culture.

@Background Pony #B643  
Right, but what would be the cutoff? (i.e. At what point does her tongue give out, meaning her tongue would be extended to its maximum length and she’d have to free-fall?)

@Background Pony #BD18  
She can contort and squeeze through very tight spaces. Spaces that should by all accounts be impossible >:D
 
@Background Pony #B643  
@Background Pony #BD18  
@Background Pony #B643  
She probably wouldn’t like soot very much, though. It’s edible to her, but maybe in the way grass is to a human being :D

@Background Pony #BD18  
I dunno if she could climb up with her tongue, but 40’ isn’t that far of a fall, and she could use her tongue to ease her way down. Though she’d probably swallow the soot before giving you a tongue bath (in which your compliance wouldn’t be a factor).

@Background Pony #B643  
She could, but my question is how difficult is it for her to climb a roof that is roughly 40 feet high, fall down a chimney that is just as high, and love to tell the tale? And I’m not sure whether I’d want to be licked clean, especially if there’s soot stuck to her tongue.

@Background Pony #BD18  
Akaname eat dirt and filth, so she could probably snack on the soot stuck to the chimney walls before licking you clean.

@Badumsquish  
And I’d say good luck getting into my home. She’d have to go through a locked door and she doesn’t have any mail slots to stick her tongue through. The only way in for her is to climb down a chimney and I doubt any sane person would be willing to take that risk. Except Santa Claus.

@Badumsquish  
Jealous mutes?

@Badumsquish  
The legitimacy of the hat is questionable at best. But oh well, I’m sure they were just running low on them.
 
That tongue, however, is a trustworthy tongue if ever I saw one.

@Background Pony #55A1  
@redweasel  
@Officer Hotpants  
Who wouldn’t trust a tongue like that? :D

@Background Pony #55A1  
Good enough for me.

@Background Pony #55A1
 
she is the legittest.

>homemade nurse’s cap made from newspaper, with the red cross drawn on it in crayons  
Seems legit.

@Background Pony #3677  
Don’t know. I usually don’t plan too far ahead :P

@Badumsquish  
When are you gonna make another Akaname deviation? (Not Deviantart artwork but you know what I’m talking about right)?

@Background Pony #1B9C  
I’ll be sure to