@carrot  
(picks up carrot)………lets do this, LEROY!!!

@Godhead I’m wearing an armored bodysuit. What could he possibly fondle?

@Godhead  
Why can’t he fondle me?

If HE doesn’t have any…
 
FONDLE YOURSELF.

If he doesn’t have any, fondle Mayo.

@Number
 
I dare you to… fondle Cotton’s junk.
 
PASSIONATELY.

@Number  
I dare you to follow me to the closet.

Can we just get back to truth or dare?

@God  
DARE! come on my body’s ready (puffs out chest)

@Number1pegasus An instrument of torture, maybe.

@Mayo  
Fine, you win. Just don’t ruin my wonderful flank again.

@mayo  
is Mayonaise an instrument?

@Cotton
 
SHUT UP YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!!
 
@Number
 
Truth or Dare?

@Carrot Top Another good reason to wear my body armor at all times.

@Mayo  
And do you want a carrot in your colon?

@carrot Top  
Yay
 
@God  
oh ok.

@Godhead  
Stop using magic all willy nilly you’re not a unicorn :T

@Carrot Top I don’t just control Mayonnaise, I also control it’s constituents. Do you really want a fatal heart attack that badly?

@Godhead  
NOpony can.  
Seductive smile

@Carrot
 
I sure he won’t stand straight for a while when you’re done with him ;)

@Number
 
Close. I’m an occult detective. And a Unicorn.

Magiclly, thanks to Godhead’s mastery of Deus ex Machina, my wounds are healed  
Mayo, when I’m done with you, you ain’t gonna stand straight for a week!

@God  
are you a wizzard?

Uh should I help Carrot she seems…broken

@Carrot Top you never told me how hard to touch it.