“The thing about Mayor Mare, actually: her mane is naturally pink, but she dyes it grey to seem older, and therefore wiser and more qualified. One could infer from this recurring follicle fraud that Mayor Mare regards her governmental position highly. Indeed, it is a readily observable fact that Mayor Mare is willing to take such drastic action as unnaturally augmenting her own appearance to maintain the image of a more ‘observably’ qualified mayor.”
Can we get a version of this with opaque text and Mayor Mare moved over to the side of it? I want to read what it says, but the text over her eyes is nearly impossible to read.
Good enough. Thank you.
“The thing about Mayor Mare, actually: her mane is naturally pink, but she dyes it grey to seem older, and therefore wiser and more qualified. One could infer from this recurring follicle fraud that Mayor Mare regards her governmental position highly. Indeed, it is a readily observable fact that Mayor Mare is willing to take such drastic action as unnaturally augmenting her own appearance to maintain the image of a more ‘observably’ qualified mayor.”
Edited
true
but, like, people are allowed to have their theories
and this is actually a pretty interesting theory that ya disregarded.
that’s very likely