@Background Pony #7CD7  

I want an edit out of this picture with RD wearing a wedding diaper instead of panties.

@Havock  
Oh well. Still worth the wedding dress and lingerie.

@Nittany Discord  
Considering the whole fantasy thing, I’d guess it’s not.

As we saw in his first appearance, Zephyr is capable of not acting like an obnoxious pillock all the time.
 
Deep inside, he knows he’s got no real chance with RD, so he does his flirting as obnoxiously and ridiculously as possible. That accomplishes two things.
 
One, it still lets RD know how he feels.
 
And two, since he’s fully aware that she’ll never go for his ridiculous posturing, it lets her know how he feels without setting himself up for any kind of real rejection.

@wumbl3  
As long as I can wear a Rainbow Dash suit and that sexy wedding attire, I don’t mind marrying whoever.
 
Divorce is a thing in Equestria, right?

@Nittany Discord  
I love you <3

Fellas, it’s fine. We’re only inside of Zephyr’s dream.  
or Dash’s.

I hate Zephyr Breeze, but this is exactly how Dash should be treated.

@wumbl3  
Who?

@Nittany Discord  
Joke’s on you, That’s Jake Paul in a Zephyr suit.

Jokes on Zephyr. It’s me in a Rainbow Dash suit.

@Background Pony #A485  
Well, he is more than a little rapey in his advances.

OTP TO TOP THEM ALL.

@Background Pony #E155  
Rainbow Dash’s reaction when she woke up.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! the horror! THE HORROR!

Rainbow face like “What have I done”

This ship angers people, thus I approve of it.

I ship them. Best pairing.

@cdcdrr  
DENIED!  
SIT DOWN!

@cdcdrr  
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