@redweasel  
You’re just getting bad bacon. Get some from a butcher’s shop and cook it on medium heat until the edges are crispy. Drain the fat part-way too. It’ll be amazing :D

@Havock
 
it’s all fat and connective tissue, with tiny slivers of chewy leather for meat! if you don’t cook it just perfect, it either tastes like charcoal or floppy lard strips!

@redweasel  
You… You’re not human…

@Badumsquish
 
I actually don’t like bacon that much.

@Background Pony #222A  
Nobody can XD

even she could not resist the awesomeness that is bacon.

sniff sniff Bekon? plez give bekon! plez?  
me:sure! here ya go.

@Background Pony #5E3F  
She’s polite enough to not lick other people’s food. It’s rude in lamia culture XD

@Lynx318
 
oh my god you can’t just leave your tongue hanging out she is a respectable snek
 

@redweasel  
This poking up in the air.  

@Background Pony #5E3F
 
I’m sure if it was animated, we’d see a flicky-sniffer dart out after a sec.

Her flicky-sniffer should be out. Snakes smell with their tongues. Well, their Jacobsens Organs, actually, but…

@Stoopidhuman  
She’s trying her best but she goes into begging dog mode when she smells bacon XD
 
@OneSpooky  
Mmmmmmm :D

@Badumsquish  
No amount of cuddling will stop that bacon being dunked into a pot of black beans. Whats better than normal bacon? Bacon soup with a side of beans. and for dessert, maple bacon milkshakes. MMM!

Sit yer’ 40’ ass at the table, miss! >:U You’ll get yer’ bekkon in a minute, after mornin’ prayers. Actin’ like a dawg ain’t gonna make me give it to you faster. Yea, I was pretty much raised in a barn, but we still have table manners here.

@Dirty Bit  
Someone else added that tag, not Badum.

@Background Pony #8BC0  
Just normal bacon. Normal, delicious, nutritious, crispy bacon :D
 
@BoomingBoomer  
Not all of it, though. GMHAA needs delicious bacon too :D
 
@PegaSUS  
He needs to save a bit for Sneklestia too. And thanks buddy :D
 
@Napsack  
She won’t go as far as to just steal it, but rest assured; she WILL be absolutely heartbroken if it’s not shared, and will use every snuggly and cuddly tactic she can think of to entice more bacon :P

Oh, and also!  
 
Congrats. :D

so stealthy, nopony can see snekpon coming

“Moral obligation to” F@#$ no, get your own paradise-strips

@PastelBacon
 
Didn’t even notice the tag, at first XD
 
@Napsack
 
Would still share bacon

Will gib bacon for snugs

One flick of the tongue and it’s all gone. Remember: She can and will unhinge her jaw if it means more bacon.

>Not Sunset Shimmer
 
I am probably enjoying this tag more than I should be