Sheet Pony: Don’t worry, we won’t. C’mon, just lay down and let us tuck you in….

Nahhh… I think I’m good on that….

Blanket Pony: Come on, we all know you’re pretty tired. Just get in the bed, we’ll keep you warm while you sleep…..

Okay……

11:35 PM while I’m asleep

Pillow Pony: (whispering) Can we snuggle him to death now?

Blanket Pony: (whispering) Yeah, let’s do it.

Sheet Pony: On three. One….. two….. THREE!!!!!!

(The Blanket and Sheet ponies trap me in my own bed)

Wha– hey! What’s going on?!?!?!?

Blanket Pony: PILLOW PONY NOW!!!!

(Pillow Pony jumps on my face, not getting off)

[Muffled] This is NO WAY to treat a loyal Brony!!!!!! This is no…. (breathes heavily) I can’t breathe….
I…. can’t…. see….. (Last breath taken)