In fact, there is something I’d like to tell you. I don’t know how you saw my browser history, but it doesn’t matter. The fact that you would do such a thing without my consent is downright disrespectful, incredibly invasive and super shameful. You have lost a lot of my trust today, as well as the privelage of receiving my physical affection.
I am unspeakably hurt right now, so please just leave me alone for a while so that I can process the anger brought on by this betrayal without lashing out at you.