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+__Fun fact:+__ "[De Moines, Iowa was named by Jacque Marquette as a French phrase for 'of the monks', after the Peiora Indians told the him the name of the rival tribe that lived along the banks of the modern-day Des Moines river, not knowing that the name literally translates to 's&&t faces'" in their native language:](http://hoaxes.org/weblog/permalink/the_true_meaning_of_des_moines/)
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