@Abraham Lincoln  
Hey, Abe! What did you think of the play?

@Mayojar77  
What makes you think he’d be a zombie?  
Abe here seems to be non zombified. Seems like some time travel shenanigans or reincarnation hoodoo.

@sixtyfour215  
I don’t think the two are around at the same time. I have a feeling that Roosevelt was sent to that place where souls can’t come back.
 
Seriously, if Theodore Roosevelt came back as a zombie, we’d have to firebomb the earth to stop him.

@Abraham Lincoln  
Hello Mr. Tophat president.
 
Have you seen Ol’ Teddy around?

@Abraham Lincoln  
Hey Lincoln. How’s the afterlife been treatin ya?

Now this is just getting ridiculous.

I’d rather see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter than Lincoln, the historical accuracy level is probably roughly the same.

@Applejack  
not to mention, that thing with the guy with the mustache.  
No one was spared. Not even the goats.

@Sixtyfour:
 
Exactly! He obviously won the vote after he slaughtered the zombies!
 

Yeah, I’d be surprised if that movie didn’t get some flak for historical inaccuracies.

Close. He abolished slavery.  
I’m Australian. WHY DO I EVEN KNOW THAT!

go home lyra, u r drunk