Ah, so you’re a nutritionist.

@ÜberReaktor  
Ole Miss got jealous of its eastern neighbor.

And I’m not a otolaryngologist but you need to suck more horsecock.
 
An otolaryngologist is a throat doctor btw

@ÜberReaktor  
That… doesn’t look fried at all..

I assume she’s saying this to Jet Stream.  
And Jet Stream’s brain is like:  

@Background Pony #3494  
Mississippi, what da actual flying fuck?!?!

[NSFW] your not from mississippi if you never had horse pussy  

It’s not like I don’t want to, but it’d get me in jail pretty fast

@Dirty Bit  
Doc, doc!I might be a homosexual!  
Doctor: How can you tell?  
vomits rainbows

*and ass.

@justus
 
I chuckled. Good reference.

@Dirty Bit  
What do you have against gays?

Is this covered by my HMO?

I love it when we play doctor.

Sounds good to me, shall we start with yours? ;P
 
Oh, and what about ass? Would that help?

@OneSpooky  
“Is there a burning feeling?”  
“A little…”  
“That means its working.”

Can I at least first smoke some weed first, so any vagina I taste feels like it came from a unicorn?

Seems resonable.

Does Kirin count?  
That Kirin pretend-nurse over there offered some earlier but I wanted to get a Not-A-Doctors’s advice first.

Apogee: “Take two of these and call me.”  
Anon: “Wait…is this viagra?”

@Background Pony #5CD3  

 
Pepper Coyote, located.

Horse. Pussy.

no cock like horsecock

“Do you happen to have a sample I could try?”

Can I get a second non-doctor opinion?