Apple customer support in a single drawing. :D

@Background Pony #5DD8  
Or realistic, it’s like if my Clevo gaming laptop has a worn out keyboard I can just buy a new keyboard online and just pop out the broken one and replace it myself.  
If I had a Apple gaming laptop (apple has gaming laptops, right?) and the keyboard breaks, I either take it to a apple store and ask them to fix it, mail it in to the Apple mothership or just replace the whole thing, if I had a apple laptop for a whole year, it’s time for a new one, right?

professional service

[ring ring]
 
[costumer service answers]
 
hello I have a problem with my so and so lah lah lah
 

 
hey
 
you’re a poopy head
 
[FURIOUS SCREAMING]

@Background Pony #4EF2  
It can’t be. She’s not wearing a turban.

@Ping_chan
 
Go figure. I’ve yet to get a new computer, myself, since the one I got from my mother’s boyfriend nearly a decade ago still works.
 
Runs on Windows 7 and everything.

@Dirty Bit  
@HDPlayer  
I haven’t bought a apple product in years, but from what I’ve heard from others, that seems spot on.  
My desktop computer is a AMD Ryzen system, the most useful tasks it performs is running Folding at Home when I’m not playing games on it. It runs Windows 10, Ubuntu and OpenSuSE Linux.  
I just bought the new Ryzen 7 3700X cpu which should arrive today in the mail, as far as my system, to include Windows, after the CPU upgrade is concerned it’s still the same system.  
If I were to seriously drop some money on this upgrade and buy a new AMD X570 motherboard to go with it (which I don’t need right now) Windows would be like “omg why are you running me on a new computer! Time to reactivate!”  
As long nothing drastically changes with installing new motherboard and Linux can load new drivers, Linux should just boot up with a new motherboard and keep on running fine.  
I swear if there wasn’t so many games that I want to play right now that won’t run correctly under Linux, I’d drop Windows 10 from my life completely.  
The high point of my life right now was to actually get Fallout 4 to actually start under Ubuntu, too bad I can’t for the life of me figure out how to manually install mods for Fallout 4 without using a mod manager… But every mod manager that I’ve seen so far seem to have some very intense software requirements, needing stuff like a full installation of .NET or they simply crash when I try running them…  
oh well.

Imagine Brownie being employee of the month
 
@HDPlayer
 
I don’t buy their products, so I wouldn’t know.

isn’t this basically how apple works?

That’s one to make money for the company

@Ping_chan  

@Cyborg_pony  
I’m on it! O_O7  
Mister T-J the Pones! You are utmost a POOT!

@JargonScott  
TJ Copied! This shale not go unpunished!!
 
He must be called a poot immediately!!

Must be Microsoft.

@JargonScott  
Paradox confirmed.

hey wait up just one second…  

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

When I tell management the computers they provided us to do our jobs with don’t work.

o. as a matter of fact i havent. ty

Best tech support.
 

@BigBuggyBastage  
To be fair, that IS usually easier than trying to untangle the mess some people make of their PCs/laptops.

LoL Oh man, as a former computer shop tech, I wanted to tell customers this ALL. The. Time!

To be fair  
That is a sure-fire solution.

Brownie Bun would be great as a tech support agent. Not because she’d ever actually help, but because she’d probably make you feel a whole lot better about the whole situation before you inevitably just give up and throw the old one out.

“No, ma’am, I’m not in Equestria.”