Forrest Gump and Derpy Hooves. All is well with the world.

Napoleon Dynamite dates Twilight.

@Yorec  
“Give him a pony.”

Jurassic Park 3.
 
Dr. Grant/Sam Neil, get away from Twily.

Spiderman with Pinkie?  
Id say theyll work out just fine.

Bilbo Baggins dating Rarity? Cool

Batman dating Fluttershy?  
It’s a nice fit. Batman can show Fluttershy all the wonders of the night, and Fluttershy can introduce Batman to her bat…friends…  
A better “how fucked are they” question would be if you used antagonists instead of protagonists.

Viral. And Rainbow Dash.  
Not very, Beastmen don’t have a libido.

Mandark + Twilight Sparkle  
New OTP 5ever4real

The last movie I watched was well over a year ago. So I have no idea.

UNICO! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY STUDENT!