@Princess♠Molestia  
That is so wrong  
 
And yet somehow so very right

@Morfean  
Hay is there anything about in the law books about planet jacking?

@Morfean
 
I always have SCP-682 and an army of augmented tyrannosaurs.

@Randomosaur  
A spinosaurus? That’ll work against the god of the sun sure.

@Randomosaur  
Aauuuuggh auuugh…ah..,ah…mmmmmmmmmmm
 
Giggity…

@Randomosaur  
Wow, you’re quick, aren’t you? Trollface
 
@Princess♠Molestia  
We are not going to forget about your crimes, you know.

@Princess♠Molestia
 
Releases a Spinosaurus into your home
 
That should take care of you.
 
Keeps raping Apple Bloom

@Princess♠Molestia  
Hrm, nope, not happening.  
>Armed theft(seriously? A dildo chainsaw?)  
>Twelve counts of piracy on the high seas  
>And one moving violation  
I think that’s about all the major ones.

@Randomosaur  
You beast! Beaaaaasst!

@Prof.NightJack
 
I raped Applejack’s sister. That’s right!

@Randomosaur  
(puts gun to his head)  
You do what to who? Punk!

@Morfean
 
Too long, didn’t read!
 
Rapes Apple Bloom

@Prof.NightJack  
Huh, oops, must have the wrong file.

@Morfean  
I think there’s one of each in there. And a horny timber wolf. That top.

@Morfean  
Dude, impersonating a nun isn’t a crime in Equestria.

@Randomosaur  
Riiiiight.

@Prof.NightJack  
I’ll let you screw all the Elements of Harmony!

@Princess♠Molestia  
Male of female?  
…  
What am I saying, my god…  
>Embezzlement  
>Fraud  
>Impersonating a nun(thanks for videotaping that for us by the way)

Celestia is the ruler of Equestria. She does what she wants.

@Morfean  
Three thousand years rape dungeon with a vicious rabies infested hydra!!!!

@Princess♠Molestia  
That’s what you said when you got me to make that plutonium dildo that blow up that lab, and killed 10 diamond dog and 2 ponies.

@Princess♠Molestia  
>Consorting with a wanted criminal and enemy to the state(what else could you call boinking Chrysalis?)  
>Mass destruction and murder  
>Multiple accounts of arson  
>Sexual assault  
This is not looking good here, ah…

@Prof.NightJack  
I’ll let you screw Twilight!

@Morfean  
Dungeon! Thousand years rape dungeon with a hydra!

@Princess♠Molestia  
That doesn’t even cover a third of what I still owe on the lab that was in the castle basement.