“Accidentally” sit on Angel every chance I got.

i would finally know true joy that’s what.

1.Oh goodie. A second childhood with the mentality of an adult.  
2.As long as I am born a unicorn, I’m fine with it.  
3.I would try to keep them from killing themselves.  
4.Probably die due to social anxiety.

>Ignore CMC
 
>Court Twist.

@Prince Leaf
 
Great idea. Maybe even write other grimdark fics such as Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory. They would get me kicked out of school.

@Randomosaur  
Would you also write Sweet Apple Massacre and make Apple Bloom read it?

My mother is already pretty similar character-like to fluttershy.

Also, I would write Cheerilee’s Garden as a story in class. Just to see their terrified reaction.

Kill myself.

Avoid Flutters as I live in shame knowing that I am a bastard child, and that everyone will talk about how I am a bastard.
 
Then go north and join the Night’s Watch.

Bringing up the pride of being a blank flank, I’d try to hit on the CMC.  
All three of them.

@Cobalt Snow
 
Was honestly wondering when someone would make that
 
Points for you!
 

1: Panic for about half an hour….  
2: Squee for another half hours  
3: Lay out a pretty analogue about blank flanks being like an empty canvas: Limitless Possibility (and so on and so forth)  
4: … I have no idea.

Also, if I wasn’t a teenage colt anymore, I would wonder if Fluttershy pattycaked me.

I guess I’d be a…motherfucker  
yeaaaaaaa–no

I would party with Pinkie Pie, have an awesome mom, and become a member of the CMC!

Uhhhhh Fluttershy scares me

@441TheSecond  
exactly
 
(that was frickin hilarious)

@byakhee_pony  

kill all of them, i could eat meat, now im a baby with a pathetic mom and i dont give a shit about the cmc

Not cool to give me fake hopes

Find a way to escape Equestria before I fuck things up.

Get all the mares!