Dare you enter Trixie’s magical realm?

@Background Pony #8657  
She’s an oboroguruma, a yōkai that was created when Trixie’s lingering resentment of Ponyville gave her old smashed cart life :D

Okay, I’ve seen a lot of weird ponies, but this is just……  
I don’t even know…..

@Badumsquish  
That was a near-perfect description of the “journey” I went on, being with my ex, the only difference being the desire to go to the Dark Realm and Tartarus. LoL

@BigBuggyBastage  
Of course, she CAN go to and from places like the Dark Realm and Tartarus. Only if you want to go though, and it’s the only trip you have to pay her for, and there is no guarantee of safety or a return trip :P

@Badumsquish  
Sounds like the girl of my dreams! :D

@Vinylshadow  
@Ping_chan  
Lewd! :D
 
@Vinylshadow  
Especially since she drives like an utter maniac. She gives free rides to wherever you want to go to anyone brave enough to call her, without doing anything dirty like curses or carrying you to the netherworld or anything like that, but she IS a yōkai with that monstrous sense of humor and so she loves to scare the hell out of her passengers by giving them the ride of their life XD

@Ping_chan  
Boy, it’s gonna suck when she hits a pothole and everything goes flying out of her.

@Vinylshadow  
Uhm, all of that stuff you are neatly arranging is all of her inner bits  
So to me it seems to me like what you are really doing is playing a giant game of Operation™ on a living monster Pony. XD

Finally, I can indulge in the ultimate taboo fetish: neatly arranging things
 
It’s right up there with holding hooves

@Joseph Raszagal  
I… I don’t know… This might have to go to the one true master of ponifying things.

@Ping_chan  
Question: Can ethnicity be determined by either the brand of ink she’s made out of or the brand of paper she’s drawn on?

@Joseph Raszagal  
“that’s unfair to say when I don’t even know ethnicity you even are…”

@Ping_chan  
Inkblot Pony: “That’s racist.”

@Joseph Raszagal  
Ponified Ink Blot Test: “my eyes are up here dammit!”  
Messy hair Anon: “uhhh, how can anyone tell Where your eyes are at??”

@Ping_chan  

 
And it’s always angry because whenever someone looks at them, it’s like they’re trying to visualize other things.
 
Inkblot Pony: “Notice me for me, dammit!”

@OneSpooky  
Something along the lines of “Optimus artifex equi parvi monstrum,” which is roughly “best small horse monster artist”.
 
It’s not exactly right though, because my Latin is so rusty it fell off in a shower of sparks around 10 years ago, but the idea(s) is/are correct. I think.

Ha ha ha XD

@Joseph Raszagal  
The ponified inkblot tests need to be grumpy/sassy and wear a angry trench coat and fedora!

@BigBuggyBastage  
Ponypology Metamorphis.  
Rule of pone.  
Badumporosis.  
keep going. there’s gota be more

@Joseph Raszagal  
What are we going to call this new ‘condition’?
 
I’d just call it ‘awesome’ but I think we need a medical term. LoL

@Badumsquish  
Visits to our friendly, local therapist will never be the same once the patients all start noticing ponified versions of inkblot tests, reclining couches, and framed medical licenses xD .

@Ping_chan  
XD

@Badumsquish  
Doctor: “Mr. Badumsquish, right now I’m going to test your vision, how many fingers do you see me holding up?”  
Badumsquish: “Holy shit I’m totally going to ponify those bad boys and draw some clop art with them! I think I have some good OC’s I can ship them with! Does your stethoscope have a OC name yet?”  
Doctor: “fascinating…”

@Joseph Raszagal  
:P