@Morfean
 
…when did it happen.

@anonymouspegasus  
I know the feeling.

I… I’m torn.

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
Well I do! But… umm… if I… theoretically… umm… did IT… with someone… errr.  
Would you beating me to near death make up for it?  
<: D

@Morfean  
sarcasm activated
 
What? Ah had no idea!

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
Umm… well, you know how I really love you?

@Morfean
 
clenches teeth
 
Yeah?

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
Speaking of crushes, about what we were talking about earlier… that whole Braeburn thing?

@Morfean
 
bandages you up
 
I did dis for Sniper once…

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
I go over to her and take off my suit(which has nothing under it today) to let her heal the cuts
 
Alright. Okay, I’ll get patched up, and THEN we’ll roll around making out. Somewhere less prickly preferably.

@Morfean
 
Ya poor thing. Come ova here, Medic taught me a thing ’r two ’bout medicine.

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
I fall back into the roses
 
Wait, I think I just made a tactical errorOW AUGH!
 
Jumps out of the roses with many cuts from their thorns
 
Okay, I’m sticking with poppies from now on. : [

@Morfean
 
brightens up
 
Hell yeah!

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
I rub the back of my head
 
Yeah… want to make out and roll around in the flowers?

@Morfean
 
blushes even harder
 
W-well…gah. I don’t even know how to respond to dat.

O///O I got all sappy again didn’t I?

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
What, the kissing? Oh, you’re good at that too. but what I meant was… you make me feel happy. Happier than I’ve been in… a long time. I’ve been to countless places, and met countless people, and I can say without a shred of doubt that you’re my favorite thing in creation. Feels like magic to me.

@Morfean
 
But you’re doin’ da work!

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
I smile warmly
 
Could have fooled me.

@Morfean
 
blush
 
A-ah don’t think dat’s a talent…

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
This.
 
I kiss you with a passion fueled by love

@Morfean
 
What’s dat?
 
looks innocently

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
Very well! Let’s see. You can fight a colossal Russian in meelee and win, you can use a shotgun balst to jump higher, you can fall for an eternity and not get hurt if you have the right gun…
 
Oh yeah, and there is one other thing you can do that’s magic…

@Morfean
 
Please, do go on.

@And Brother I Hurt People
 
I get up off the roses and hug her tight
 
Don’t sell yourself short, sweetie! For one, you’re the only person I know who can jump off of air! You can run as fast as an olympic sprinter CONSTANTLY! You can beat a person to death with a baseball bat in under five seconds… I could go on.