@Starly
 
Of course they aren’t. They’re not on fire.

@Randomosaur  
lolwut  
You REALLY don’t know me.  
And my friends are not hot.

@RandomFanguy  
The options for punishments presented themselves as such. Suffice it to say that Twilight is horrified you are doing such things with her teacher if you pick Celestia, while Celestia does not approve of the pairing and believes it to be a detriment if you pick Luna.

@Starly
 
Either you’re bi, or every hot guy around you friendzones you for life.

@Randomosaur  
Me? Bi?  
Man, you really don’t know me.

@Starly
 
Come on, you know you’re bi! I can sense it!

The last one makes sense but why does it have to be a secret if you choose Celly or Luna?

Make more of these next time you have coffee. I love them.
 
I pick Celestia. Twilight’s punishments seem tame. I’d pick Cadance, but Shining’s punishments seem torturous.

@anonymouspegasus  
no

@Starly  
How about now?

@Background Pony  
no

@Starly  
Don’t fight it. Embrace the homosex.

Come on, stop making these heterosexual male love affairs.