@Background Pony  
…  
Who are you?

@RandomFanguy  
 
Screams in agony while furiously ejaculating. The semen starts cold, then gets hot to relax away the pain for hours of relief.

@Randomosaur  
:I
 
Whatever you say…

@RandomFanguy
 
I see that scrunchy liarjack face. You cannot fool me.

@Background Pony  
:T  
Hoofcuffs you to a pole and slathers your dick in IcyHot
 
 
@Randomosaur  
Bro. The hell is wrong with you? I’m not trying to rape you.

@RandomFanguy
 
NO! ME NO GAY! ME STRAIGHT! ME STRAIGHT!
 
STRAIGHT! LET ME TELL YOU HOW STRAIGHT I HAVE COME TO BE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES WORTH OF VEINS, TISSUES AND ORGANS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD ‘STRAIGHT’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH CELL OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE-ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW STRAIGHT I FEEL TOWARDS PEOPLE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT.

@RandomFanguy  
I like where this is going  
 
Passes out again, but with a massive erection this time. Like seriously massive. Seriously, you could kill a boar with this thing.

@Randomosaur  
Whacks you over the head with a pipe
 
Just, sleep already.

@RandomFanguy
 
NO! ME NO HOMO!

@Randomosaur  
Sssssssshhhhhh sleep little one sleep…

@Background Pony  
:I

@RandomFanguy  
The age of Randomosaur’s rape is at an end.  
Let us welcome the coming of RandomFanguy’s rape.  
passes out from chloroform

@Starly  
That part required simple arithmetic, and I don’t have time for that.

@RandomFanguy
 
Aww, it was just getting funny.

I think that’s enough awkwardness for one thread.
 
Chloroforms everyone

@Background Pony
 
I’m laughing so hard right now. I thought I told everyone.

@Background Pony  
he said he was 13 earlier  
do you read

But I know to never give information like my appearance, address or real name. I’ll always stick to those rules.

@Randomosaur  
he was 14 the whole time  
 
I must have missed that detail down the road. I feel a little fucked up now….more than usual I mean.  
Still, it’s like an M Night Shalamalama twist ending right there.

@Randomosaur  
That makes this 5% less awkward.

@Starly
 
I’m turning 14 this month.
 
OK, I need to stop giving information like that. I need to be online safety conscious. Damn you internet.

@Background Pony  
I said I DO loook at porn, just not real people.

@Randomosaur  
well i started looking at porn at 14  
so just wait another year.