@Molestia  
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

A locked door.
 
But that won’t stop Celestia that well…

@Yurp  
Let’s see how far your intestines are straight for. Now where’s that walking stick…

A shuriken. and throwing knives.  
I detest violence so I will probably bite my lip and bear it.

@franken  
TV remote up the ass for you.
 
@Anon  
Will keep us nice n cool while we fuck.
 
@Jackie  
Is there ever a time when you don’t have a knife? Fuck. Also what’s a tanto blade
 
@dsagent  
Aw come on. It’s no fun if you don’t resist :3
 
@Princess_Molestia  
I rearranged my room and had to set the only dildo I own next to my computer while I thought of a new hiding place for it.
 
@Roaming  
Let’s fuck in the clothes hamper!
 
@Ether  
Oh good, so everyone outside can watch you get dominated!
 
@RFG  
Too easy. X3
 
@Professor  
I’ll smoke that pipe like a boss afterwards while you lie on the floor twitching
 
@Django  
That’s… damn. I guess we’ll have to do this the old fashioned way.
 
@Mayo  
ARE YOU A TENTACLE MONSTER?! GASP WANT
 
@Gundlach  
Massive object up the ass much? I hope for your sake you can handle it :3
 
@child  
That’s the spirit! :D
 
@Darth  
Nope.avi  
shoves phone up ass  
wheee
 
@Jimmy  
A gift for me? D’aw! Now I must reward you. molestation
 
@DumbRock  
Ah, nothing like good ol fashioned plain n simple fuckin, amirite?
 
@FireEel  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you are so in for it.

A bottle of lube.
 
Oh fuc-

Absolutely nothing.
 
fuck

Ninja’d. That was for Darth Biomech

^Phew! I’m safe for now…

some cool looking shades.  
i hope she takes bribery.

A phone. Maybe, I will be fast enough to call for hel/.,fs[s[ok]ot]pk ,s],sw]wscw[,kerc

My desk again. Oh well. It’s not like I’d want to stop her anyway.

Again, a metal water bottle.  
It’s got a 9 1/8” circumference and a length of 10 5/8”  
So…..yeah….hint hint.

A blanket. Luckily, I not only can fight off a bear with one, I’m a gelatinous mass. WEIRD BIOLOGY FTW!

Anti-Magic toxin….huh.

A corncob pipe. I don’t think that helps; and I’m ok with that.

My bed. Oh well…

A window. Maybe I can escape. But do I want to?

A clothes hamper I’m royaly screwed

Very small dildo.
 
wait…

why would I want to be saved from this?

A broken monitor.
 
I’m kinda fucked.

6 inch tanto blade.
 
I win.

It’s an industrial fan.

Tv remote… Im screwed. Probably literally…