Well this was an interesting thread
 

@Background Pony #BF63  
one of the saddest, saltiest, pettiest ducks I’ve ever seen

Damn, 150+ comments in less than 6 hours by only 3 lunatics. Or was it only 2?
 
Either way, bravo.  
Another one filed away in the crazy pile.  

@Johnny B. Mediocre  
Ok fine… Vanilla.

@Beau Skunky  
that ain’t chocolate

@Johnny B. Mediocre  
Everybody knows the Moon is made of Kraft Macaroni, and cheese, and the Lunar Bunny Luna comes down to give chocolate egg baskets to all the good boys, and girls every Arbor Day!
 
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@Beau Skunky  
pfft you believe in the moon? next you’re gonna tell me grass is green and 2+2=4 smh

@Johnny B. Mediocre  
It can’t be true! If that’s true, that means our President Jimmay Carter really DID go the moon, and the earth is a Gamecube!

@Beau Skunky  
clearly two men inside a horse costume - in fact they probably didn’t exist either, so maybe this entire world we’ve been living in for the last few millennia is a simulation and in reality everything is fine and dandy as we lie in our stasis pods

@Johnny B. Mediocre  
I dunno, some of the jokes were pretty good though, and treated one of the villains, Metal Dash as a threatening villain, and with respect.
 
@Johnny B. Mediocre  
If horses don’t exist then how do we explain Mr. Ed? CGI wasn’t that good back then.

nvm

@Beau Skunky  
I think we can all agree that “Sparkle Bang” was hot garbage though - I mean, can you believe they redesigned Applejohn to be a swole /fit/ lad? ridiculous
 
@Background Pony #01DD  
No, Agent 6XP. You’re in a simulation. Wake up.

@Background Pony #01DD  
“My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” doesn’t exist. It’s a construct created by the Illuminati to seduce feeble and altered minds like your own, Agent 6XP. Wake up. Actually, horses don’t exist either. They’re just government plants to decrypt your personal information, like your credit cards or the last shit you took. I mean, think about it: have you ever seen two horses in the same place? If you have, then clearly they’ve got to your eyes. Gouge out your eyeballs too, they’re government conspiracies. Actually, the entire human body is a government conspiracy. Nothing exists.

@Background Pony #01DD  
“Phil?”
 
@Background Pony #01DD  
You have quite the harem.
 
I only have Princess Sally Acorn as my waifu, but she put on alot of weight, and got really fat… At least she has nice, big “acorns” now.
 
@Johnny B. Mediocre  
Yeah, I don’t get why fans hated that line, I liked it. In fact, her replacement catchphrase, “FRIENDSHIP SPEED!” just isn’t the same.
 
@Background Pony #01DD  

 
It was fun tho’.

@Beau Skunky  
ah yes who could forget Twilet Sporkle’s famous catchphrase “you’re too illiterate”

@Background Pony #01DD  
Yes, she did, Sega gave her green eyes back in 1999, and she hasn’t been the same sense.