What the hell was that sound?

(I’ve been waiting an ‘ole week to do that. The sound clip was a nice touch, eh?)
 
Well, well well well… Well. If it’s not byakhee pony. I didn’t think I’d see you this far from home. And still, you managed to intrude on the domain of my new employer.

@BronyHeresy  
my new spellbook drops fron where i had been carrying it and opens to a random page

Wait a minute I smell Chris Hansen.

oh whats this, trys to climb up

I hear gunshots somewhere.

@BronyHeresy  
(i must say well played)  
see him with my xlosing eyes and think”he’s dead”

I run to you, desperately checking to see if you’re alright. You’re badly injured.

Number, looking up the chimney, you see a distant silver pinprick. Sunlight. It must be sunlight.

You undo my gag  
trap stop it’s a!  
You stop cold as a sharp, staggering pain hits your mesothorax. It’s not until you’ve collapsed that the gunshot registers in your ears. A dark figure steps from one of the doors.  
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“Why don’t you take a seat right over there?”:wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0a/Tf_nemesis.wav

@PonyCat  
yo im new here :)

@byakhee_pony  
He’s trying.

@HamburgerTime  
wow, good to see you!

@HamburgerTime  
Hi.

@Number1pegasus  
(dude, you got some learning to do on adventure, its more about chain reaction within differnt charicters, not just about finding shit)

Heeey, I’m here and VERY late.

(proceds to walk twords door)

It’s nice here, it reminds me of the home of the Tribe of Rushing Water.

findes a golden pen

@BronyHeresy  
oh, shit well lets get you up  
cuts bonndings  
you want some of the good stuff?  
you deserve it after all you been through.

@byakhee_pony  
Got it.  

hmmm looks inside chimney

Ybyakhee, ou see that it appears to be a a mustard colored unicorn with curly brown hair, and then the realization hits you. The struggling form, gagged and bound, has a sheath that would be perfect for a pickaxe. It’s me.

@PonyCat  
(im just gonna say thks to piss off heresy)  
stay sexy Ponycat