Power-Up&Sky-Blue
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

2 PWNYZ in 1
@FredMSloniker  
She’s reaching her hoof behind her head, like she’s rubbing it in embarrassment…  
Do you ever watch any anime?
FredMSloniker
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Power-Up&Sky-Blue  
I think that’s just a grin. That’s saliva, not sweat.
Power-Up&Sky-Blue
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

2 PWNYZ in 1
Why the sheepish grin Amy?
Background Pony #8AD5
@Free Current  
Clingy i would think.
Nectarine
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I'm a giraffe!
What’s her personality like?
Background Pony #F5FC
@Setsugekka
@dzamie
There’s certainly worse things she could have ordered. Like the cursed doll XD
Are you gonna draw a cursed doll pony? That would be GMHAA’s luck.
Background Pony #C276
Don’t return her. You’ll make her cry.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@Quint-t-W  
She’s so addicted to ordering stuff off of Amazon she doesn’t even notice what she’s ordering anymore XD
 
@WyrmSpawN  
@Background Pony #3BD6  
I’m sure she’ll be able to find a use for her XD
 
@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
Their anatomy is almost like a clam. Everything is their body, like even the box is an organic part of her body, while her torso, head, and arms also double as her tongue :D
 
@Mesme Rize  
Nah, mimics would be wise enough to be a non-returnable item XD
 
@Background Pony #C274  
@Background Pony #F5FC  
@redweasel  
@Background Pony #F5FC  
Yeah they’re different. This one’s younger so she has a more modern appearance XD
 
@Setsugekka  
@dzamie  
There’s certainly worse things she could have ordered. Like the cursed doll XD
 
@redweasel  
They can’t change their appearance. Their “shell” forms to match their environment and then is set for life. Ones in dungeons will look like treasure chests, ones in ancient tombs like crypts or coffins, ancient castles like iron maidens, and warehouses like crates or boxes :D
 
@Background Pony #5C7F  
@FredMSloniker  
Basically a lot of items are eligible for free shipping, and if you buy $25 worth or more of them in one order you don’t pay shipping. Depending on where you live, if you fall just short of 25 it can be cheaper to add another cheap item rather than paying the shipping. Like, recently I ordered a new solder sucker and some wick and it came to $23.75, so rather than pay the $7 shipping I added a $2 box of crackers and paid no shipping :D
 
Alternately if you order a lot of stuff, it’s probably cheaper to pay Amazon Prime’s monthly fee and get free shipping no matter what :D
 
@Background Pony #EF8C  
@Nittany Discord  
Possibly security too. Mimics love to sit still and wait for very long periods of time. Perfect to scare the hell out of a package thief or to guard your store room :D
 
@Wayneponeth  
There are some diamonds in the rough. I got a really nice screwdriver set off of them, for example. A lot of it is really cheap knockoff stuff though. D:
 
@Background Pony #7B58  
 
:P
 
@AzriBoss  
@Background Pony #F5FC  
They’re just doing what mimics do. It’s like being mad at a cat for knocking something off a shelf XD
 
@Background Pony #41EC  
I imagine he’d have to. Got to keep her away from Twilight’s crown XD
 
@Yoshimon1  
XD
 
@FredMSloniker  
It would be a slog. I never owned an Apple II but I still have a Commodore 64 XD
FredMSloniker
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Suddenly I find myself wondering what Amazon would look like on an Apple ][.
Background Pony #011C
LICK HER
Havock
Artist -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Economist -

You have many problems.
Yoshimon1
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

yay(){ yay|yay & };yay
An Amarezon box walks into a bar.  
The bar counter asks what it’s looking for.  
“Mimics.”  
The bar counter laughs.  
The Amarezon box laughs.  
The table laughs.  
The wooden chest laughs.  
Everymimic had a great time.
Background Pony #41EC
Spike is gonna share his gems with her right?
Background Pony #F5FC
@AzriBoss  
You should get a cotton-stuffed one next time. badum’s Mimics don’t eat organic matter.
AzriBoss
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Fennekin The Firefox
Oh well this is a great product after she ate my expansive handmade Autumn Blaze plushie
Background Pony #7B58
That mug. I want it.
Buttlord Wayne
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Fluttershy - For supporting the site
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Gold Supporter - Gold Supporter
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

Finally Amazon is offering some quality packages
Background Pony #ABC1
Is she trying to get Spike raped?
Napsack
Typically turned to the funny pages - For Patreon supporters
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

why
Little did she know the website she’s looking at is actually called Amimiczon, and she’s been bamboozled several times over already.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Background Pony #F5FC
 
I thought notta was just disguising herself as an amazon delivery box.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
mistakes were made ♥
 
wait, this isn’t notta?
Bionomaly

Mimic just looks happy to be there.
FredMSloniker
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Background Pony #5C7F  
You can get free shipping on most items if your total order is more than a certain amount, IIRC.
Nittany Discord
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event

Assistant
Dress Fanatic
@Background Pony #EF8C  
Kinky things, I assume, or make her a trash disposal.