Touch the cow.
 
Do it now.

How would one increase their chances of being snuggled by a cow? Invite her in for tea?

@Twifan  
Avoid calling her fat is one

But how do I increase my chances for snuggles? And avoid the death thing too.

Chances of getting killed by a cow after petting her calf is VERY high, but never certain.

She just wants to snuggle…. Well i see no harm in that. And if I’m lucky i might get free milk out of it

Never accept unidentified substances from Cows, no matter how harmless they may seem to be. Remember, Cows are the enemy, they are not your friends.

i love the pics where you ponify real pictures. please make more

Me: Uhhhhh….. Hi, Raricow…. What brings you here?  
Raricow: (Pulls out cattle prod and turns it on) Hehehehe……  
Me: Uh-oh…….

I at first thought it was a changeling in a partially unmasked Rarity disguise (note the teal eyeshadow on black)

“Oh, dear Lord, she stole my cattle prod and branding iron! RUN!!!”

Perfection

Where do people find these animal memes?

XD I love this