Remember that I’d drunkenly made yet another robotic replica of something I like but can never have for myself the prior night. Something like, say, friends or lovers, or I suppose ponies in this instance.
 
Damn, I’m lonely.

Id probably just say, “sup”.  
Then we’d hang out and have intellectual conversations and debates.

“Oh, Hi Twilight, what are you doing beside me?”

@Randomosaur
 
Oops, fucked up.
 
I hope you aren’t banished into a desert, I prefer my marshmallows in cocoa.

@Rarity
 
I hope you aren’t banished into a desert. I

@Twilight Sparkle
 
Well…..looks like I’m banished…  

Ask her to take me to equestria.

@Rarity
 
You’re a marshmallow. You will be eaten eventually, so telling her not to kill you will just delay the inevitable,

@Rarity  

Probably nervous cuddling while trying to determine whats going on. Most likely trying to either mentally control what I would assume was a lucid dream or simply asking her to help turn me into my OC.

@Zombie_Trotsky  

@Rarity
 
But dear, you had wings already.
 

 
Technically, you were one first.

…scream like a girl
 
No srlsly i would be scared to death if she s beside me when i wake up.

@Twilight Sparkle
 
Don’t kill me.  

Be mean to her! >:)  
 
One day… I will become an alicorn! BWA-HA-HAA!

Just hug her and get back to sleep.

That’s just a huge mirror on my wall ._.

Now? Let’s go practice medicine..

staring five minutes at her trying to realize that a cartoon pony is lying on my bed  
25%: surprise… BUTTSECKS  
25%: i say to myself “im dreaming” and continue with my day  
50%: cuddling time with twilight :3

Determine just how soft alicorn wings really are~

I’d ask her to show me the way to Equestria. Also, hugs.

Sexy things no doubtl

@Crazy☾  
awwww, thats sweet. i love you too,

I’d be like…  
“H-hi? Am I still asleep?”

Fufufufufufu… (strokes fu manchu mustache)