@Morfean  
Well, some interspecies is gonna be into you!
 
Carrot, hoof him!

@Carrot Top  
…

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
Is a human, because And Brother I Hurt People is not into interspecies stuff

@Morfean  
Awww…  
Hugs tighter

@Morfean  
And what form is that?

@Carrot Top  
Blushes  
Please don’t…

@Morfean  
WHAT?!

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
Reverts to normal form

@Carrot Top  
Whisper whisper

@Morfean  
Stop alternating between sexes!
 
Are you gonna have a prostate for her hoof to smash, or not?

@Morfean  
:3  
May I so kindly..?  
offers a latex clad, lubed hoof

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  

@Morfean  
Oh, is your ass ready for the challenge?
 
rubs your thighs as he scopes your ass
 
We’ll start small, Carrot, get your hoof in here!

@Carrot Top  
Oh fuck, I…  
I just…  
I can’t!  
Jumps out of the barrel and hugs you

Well hello everyone I-
 
 
WHAT THE WHAT

@Morfean  
:C  
Begins to whimper  
Am I…not good enough for ya?

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
D:
 
@Carrot Top  
Shuts mouth tight  
No!

@Morfean  
Lifts and lowers you into the barrel of lube
 
Better soak up, because after you’re in this barrel, the barrel is going in YOU!

@Morfean  
Pushes a carrot against your cheek  
Open up now!

@RandomFanguy  
Eyes widen

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
Freezes up and stays perfectly still  
Whimpers

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
GIVE HIM THE D

@Morfean  
Grabs you from behind
 
You’re not going anywhere!

<insert witty commentary that I would normally make were I currently capable of intelligible speech. Also if I weren’t suddenly struck dead.>

@Carrot Top  
Backs away
 
S-stop! No!