@peanutbutter  
everone’s gay for Braeburn

Art thou nuts, they’re horses!

niether

You can’t even go bi on this one

@441TheSecond  
Right, right.

@441TheSecond  
Sure you aren’t.

Shining Armor a million times, he’s my husbando. :3

The couch!

…Although I’d take Shining Armor to be my older brother for a day.

Twilight

Well, since Cadance would be out of the picture and thus no potential threesome, I’m going with Braeburn.

None, I’m not gay.

Neither.
 

I’m happy for Shining Armor.

@wantfastcars  
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I’m taking both, I don’t care. Besides, I still owe Shining Armor a little something. ;3

Braeburn, because he’s the girlier of the two.

Braeburn. Hands down.

Well handcuff me, why don’t ya?  
Shining.

It amuses me that of the four of these, three of them involve Braeburn.

I’d go gay for Shining Armor.